TWPH: Ellen Degeneres

Its not that she’s a lesbian, I mean white people don’t really like the gays because it messes up their ability to use family values as a scapegoat to rape you of your freedoms, plus whites usually give a pass to the female versions and reserve their hate mongering for the “wiener in the butt” specimens. Anyways, the reason we hate Ellen is that she is threatening an American institution in Oprah Winfrey with the blah blah blah all day on TV. Plus whats up with all the dancing around like an idiot. I mean if all it took to be famous was spastic contortions and little boy outfits, then hell, lets sign up Bert the tweaker bum pedofile in the alley down the street, maybe he can host his own show too. Another problem we have with her is that she is “banging” Portia de Rossi which just ain’t right (I know I’d screw her straight, OH! Well probably not). Come on Ellen, give it up, you’re not funny, you can’t dance, and like Chappelle said, “Stay away from Oprah”!