White People Hate Being Beautiful

That is if you ask Jessica Biel.

The talented and gorgeous actress recently graced the June cover of Allure and has a lot to say about life…a life centered around boyfriend Justin Timberlake, marriage, and the cons of being so hot.

I know it’s a tough job aint it?

Biel, who is 27, admits that she desires a career much like Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman but she struggles to land those desirable roles.

“I’m in there with everybody else, fighting for the good parts. Yes, ‘The Illusionist’ has made a difference — but a huge, massive difference, so I can pick and choose what I want? No,” Biel complained.

“I just want an opportunity. If you don’t like the audition, don’t hire me! But if you don’t want to even see me — that’s hurtful. And why? You know nothing about me!”

I’ll audition her.

So the big question: Is being too beautiful a bad thing?

“It really is a problem,” she answered. “I have to be blunt.”

A problem as big as abortion, world hunger, or global warming?

For beautiful white people the answer is “YES!”