White People Hate fat Britney

Now before I go into a rant about how much white people hate fat Britney, I want to address the many other things there are to hate about her other than her blossoming rotundness. Britney is a not so bright skank hick from the toilet bowl of America (Louisiana….oh don’t give me that, Katrina was years ago so the door is back to being open in terms of making fun of that crap state). She is richer than you or I will ever be and never had to work a day in her life for it. And don’t give me that “being a pop-star is hard work” bullshit. For the kind of loot she was raking in I bet you couldn’t find someone who wouldn’t dance around on a stage and lip sink crappy songs written by professional song writers. So, although the focus of this hate is going to be on how that plump hog keeps getting plumper even though all we see of her these days are pictures of her going to the gym (what is she doing, going to the 24-hour fitness and plomping down at the juice bar for 2 hours?), I felt like I had to acknowledge the other many reasons we hate Brit.

Now, on the her fatness. It is clear that Britney is now a cow (see picture), which we hate, but the reason we make such a big deal about it is because she was once one of the most smoking hot pieces of ass ever to grace the inside wall of my bedroom door. I mean, she was quality content for many of those days I used to spend playing sock burn with Mr. Happy. Now, though, the thought of her fat-ass makes me more likely to spew fluids out of my esophagus than the out of the shriveling pecker I’ve got “vay down there.”
Has the world of celebrity ever seen anyone deteriorate so quickly and so drastically when it comes to looks? I challenge anyone to name one former star that was once a sex symbol and now wouldn’t even make the headlines on amateur night at Uncle Zeke’s Strip Club and Rib Joint.

Oh Britney, what have you become.  Some more Britney boobalicious images after the jump.