White People Hate fat Britney
Now before I go into a rant about how much white people hate fat Britney, I want to address the many other things there are to hate about her other than her blossoming rotundness. Britney is a not so bright skank hick from the toilet bowl of America (Louisiana….oh don’t give me that, Katrina was years ago so the door is back to being open in terms of making fun of that crap state). She is richer than you or I will ever be and never had to work a day in her life for it. And don’t give me that “being a pop-star is hard work” bullshit. For the kind of loot she was raking in I bet you couldn’t find someone who wouldn’t dance around on a stage and lip sink crappy songs written by professional song writers. So, although the focus of this hate is going to be on how that plump hog keeps getting plumper even though all we see of her these days are pictures of her going to the gym (what is she doing, going to the 24-hour fitness and plomping down at the juice bar for 2 hours?), I felt like I had to acknowledge the other many reasons we hate Brit.
Now, on the her fatness. It is clear that Britney is now a cow (see picture), which we hate, but the reason we make such a big deal about it is because she was once one of the most smoking hot pieces of ass ever to grace the inside wall of my bedroom door. I mean, she was quality content for many of those days I used to spend playing sock burn with Mr. Happy. Now, though, the thought of her fat-ass makes me more likely to spew fluids out of my esophagus than the out of the shriveling pecker I’ve got “vay down there.”
Has the world of celebrity ever seen anyone deteriorate so quickly and so drastically when it comes to looks? I challenge anyone to name one former star that was once a sex symbol and now wouldn’t even make the headlines on amateur night at Uncle Zeke’s Strip Club and Rib Joint.
Oh Britney, what have you become. Some more Britney boobalicious images after the jump.
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Ugh. I can just visualize the stretch marks she has. I would love to see her get back into shape with one of those diet campaigns like that one chick from Cheers did. It really is a shame as she was Grad A quality pre K-Fed
How good did she look in that one performance with the snake around her shoulders? I get a tingly feeling just thinking about it.
You guys are so mean. I love her. People need to leave her alone for once. Imagine how you would react if every piece of food you ate would be photographed and every picture of you photoshopped into something you are not. Pathetic , live your own lives and leave her’s alone
Um, us live our own lives? You are the one defending her. I think that makes you equally if not slightly more pathetic. Piss off
First of all, every piece of food I eat is photographed (That’s what 16 months in a Cambodian POW camp will do to you, Missy), and second of all, If I hear one more negative word about Photoshop, I’ll drive to your house and take a piss on you keyboard. How do you think men can even stand to look at women magazines? We all know they look like Hillary Clinton after a keg party @ Bill’s frat house (gang-bang included). But photoshp has fixed all that. So move on to another celebrity who can be saved, and quit whining about Brit…she’s gone to a nice, big farm in Montana now, where she’ll have plenty of room to be untalented. And if you’re really, really good, and you stay away from prostitutes all your life, you might get to see her again one day.
That is the longest comment I have ever read. Jesus, get a f’n life. Britney is so yesterday’s news. She is fat though so at least you got that right
I can shorten it up for you LT… I will eat your children you redneck monkey if you ever disrespect my post again
Bloody Yanks….if you had a brain you’d be dangerous.
FFS, all you do is bitch and threaten each other. Lets face it, as a nation you’re pretty immature, a load of hot-headed, testerone filled numpties who will never have an empire like the magnificant British (god bless the queen by the way).
Oh and by the way, I love Britney regardless of shape, size, figure, general volumetric proportions etc…leave her alone you bunch of inbred morons (do you know Josef Fritzel?? Ask your mother/sisters)
Whilst I’m on a roll, and I am, how many of you know where Iraq is? I suggest you get a globe or an atlas ;a paper version of a globe but be carefull, you might get a paper cut if you’re not carefull, then again, you think guns are ok (although it might be wise at this moment in time to mention that if you remove guns from society you remove the actual risk of being shot. Then again, you think 2 add 2 equals 5…tossers!)
God bless America. You have to feel sorry for them split headed Canidians (ref. South Park) who have to live next door to you.
I’d like to see one of you try to piss on my keyboard, i’d knock you clean the f^&% out with true British finesses.
Go and sing your gay national anthem and big up San Francisco, home of the homos and a perfect tribute to your true hidden ways!
Woop woop
UK On Tour, you are a moron. F the Queen, her biscuits AND her f’ing tea you fish-n-chips loving Britney Spears d!ck-rider. There.
I hate England. And I know people FROM England who hate England. I mean- Eliz is like 90, her son is a f’ing douche, both of his sons are spoiled, rich kids who only get drunk and embarrass your whole nation, and his wife- oh, his wife, well, she was a wh@re. Literally, she f’ed half of Wales, got very hammered and crashed in a tunnel probably because she started blowing the driver who, at the moment of “blast off” lost control of his car.
Let’s not forget that once England had lots of colonies all around the world, but because you are so f’ing lazy and unwilling to change with the times, you eventually lost almost everything. Oh, and you got f’ing demolished by Nazi-Germany in WW2.
F!@# Britney (not literally- shes f’ing fat. + 2 kids. Or is it 3?) F!@# England. But most of all F!@# Y o u.
Oh, and I’m Russian. *spitting on the British flag* *runs out of phlegm, takes off pants and $hits on it* *lights it all on fire*
I live in South Africa (once a Brit colony, too) so I will commence singing the South African national anthem.
PS HAHAHAHAHAHA England didn’t make it to Euro 2008!! HAHAHAHA that must be why you’re so sour. Don’t worry, it only happened because you suck.
I dont give a fuck I would still bang that big bitch.
Proudly Russian\South African
True story: while on holiday in Europe during the eighties, a black South African I know was heavily insulted by a Dutch person – for being South African(!!?). How ignorant is that?
The UK may suck – but Europe sucks much more.
SA is the best country in the world.
Britney is as attractive as a bag of slugs.
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