White People Hate Rosie Perez
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fact glorious hours Rosie Perez wesley snipe white men can't jump woody harrelsonWhite people hate Rosie Perez because she led us on.
She can pretend like she doesn’t know what we’re talking about all she wants. She can even refuse to take our phone calls and get restraining orders when we show up on the set of her new movie dressed like a gorilla with flowers and a love note. That’s fine, but we have all the proof we need. I am, of course, talking about a little movie called “White Men Can’t Jump.” In this landmark 1992 film, Rosie (sweet Puerto Rican rose) is Woody Harrelson’s (hehe…woody) girlfriend despite the fact that he can’t slam dunk a basketball. This is every white guys secret dream and she made it come true. Not to mention the fact that she full on showed us side boob – I mean, it’s clear as day people! For nearly two glorious hours, white people were distracted from the fact that, had it been a documentary, Rosie would have come up from Wesley Snipe’s lap just long enough to tell Woody Harrelson to fetch Wesley another beer and “hold the pinche camera straight, Muffin Head!” But white people can’t stop thinking about her. On the train. At my nephew’s Bat Mitzvah. White people need to know if she feels the same. Because white people can jump, Rosie, you whore! They can jump to conclusions… and those conclusions can be very painful…. Please, just call white people…. I promise white people can make this right if you just gave us a chance….
7:44 pm
rosie showed off her boobs in the movie 2 bad she got those beeg ugly black nipples
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Anonymous Reply:
March 11th, 2010 at 6:52 pm
jack ass
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9:47 pm
That’s where she keeps her Puerto Rican temptress power, Mike. Without those nipples, she’d be just another annoying bitch from NYC
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3:39 pm
1st of i hate when ppl talk shit!
yes, shes my cousin, and i dnt appriciate rude comments such as that. keep those comments too yourself. if you have nothing good too say then keep your fucking mouth shut!
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2:41 pm
id get her pregnant
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11:09 am
Mike Paahana is probably the first man in history is make a negative comment about rosie perez breast! I would eat spoiled fish off of that womans body…
Ps. Hilarious post!
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12:40 pm
Rosie Perez (I’m talking to you Kristina) is a beyond annoying, sub-moronic, scag-faced SKANK! How anyone can listen to her talk for more than 3 seconds is beyond me. Every time I see her on TV I either change the channel (talk shows) or mute the volume (movies). I literally! can not stand her. Her voice is 1000 times worse than fingernails on a chalkboard and her personality is about as appealing as a T-Rex.
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12:24 am
I AGREE! I dislike that New York trash shes soooo annoying begh.SHUT YOUR MOUTH BITCH NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU.
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