Ok, guys will deny it when the girlfriend or old lady is in the room, but every man wishes on everything that is holy that whoever was in charge of costumes would have chosen a white shirt on this day. I mean, seriously, who the hell chooses to get Kirsten Dunst soaking wet and puts her in a pink shirt (and dark pink non-see throughable shirt may I add). I mean, of all things to conceal, WHAT THE HELL! Why couldn’t the director have chosen to force Tobey f’n Maguire to wear a pink shirt to cover up his homo-abs and let Kirsten’s twins roam free in the land of WhiteShirtastan? Maybe if Kirsten would have obliged many of our fantasies and slipped a little nip (a la Paris Hilton in this shot) us guys wouldn’t think she was suck a terrible actress and constantly make defamatory comments about her crooked ass teeth or pale complexion. Actresses, heed my advice, show boob early in your career, it will keep the guys wanting more and deflect attention away from your lessor qualities. And if your boobs ARE your lessor quality, well, then what the hell are you doing trying to be an actress…..try being an author or something.

Some more “shoulda been topless” pictures of Kirsten are available for your pleasure after the jump.