White People Hate the Lohans.
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There was a time when Lindsay Lohan was a promising young actress: smart, pretty, and probably destined to be crazy hot. But then she went all Britney on us and ended up on the express train to crazy town. Of course, we all know that craziness is no reason to hate someone. If that were the criteria, we’d be forced to hate geniuses like Andy Dick and Roseanne Barr. No, white people don’t hate the Lohans because Lindsay went crazy or because her mom is a money-hungry glory whore. We hate the Lohans because crazy Lindsay unleashed the rest of her whack-job family on the rest of us, so now, even though the hot one is in rehab or jail or the hospital or making out with some butch looking dike of a DJ , we have to see the ugly retard parts of the family on every magazine cover from here to Dubai. Stupid Lohans.
12:20 am
I am white and I am upset by this post. I do not agree that white people hate the Lohans.. well I actually agree that white people hate Lindsay’s family but Lindsay herself seems pretty rad and I’d totally enjoy meeting up with her to party.
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6:26 am
Did you hear that her dad may have had a bastard child, now? These people must be stopped. Somebody needs to be putting anti-fertility drugs in their oatmeal.
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9:51 am
Isn’t Lindsay a bastard child? She should be as her father is practically non-existent. He has to be way up there on the list of useless dads when it comes to celebrity dads. Well, the bright side for Lindsay is that he Mom is a drunken prostitute.
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4:17 pm
Since when was there evidence that Lindsay might be pretty, smart or talented? This bitch is a ginger who has no ass, she can’t spell adequate, and she’s been nominated for Razzies and plays all her characters the same.
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