Why Hate Shia LaBeouf?
If the fact that he gets to hook up with my dream wife Megan Fox in movies and the millions of dollars a year he makes as a mediocre actor aren’t enough to get yo to hate him then surely the fact that he gets all this positive attention for drunkenly crashing his truck and delaying the next Transformers movie ought to do it. Still not convinced? Perhaps the guy needs to kidnap your family to get you over to the “I Hate Shia LaBeouf Team.” Ok, so the guy can somewhat act and has a boyish charm that makes his female fans go crazy, that is still is no excuse not to hate him. For me, I’m a hater (hence the name of the website) so I’d probably hate the guy even if he spent his days helping old ladies cross crowded intersections, but that is not the point, the point is that I need to convince you to hate him. Did you know he was talking a mess of shi! on you the other day? I heard him do it. Hate him yet?

4:38 pm
i have had the displeasure of my tv putting on his sucky movies this week….transformers, indiana jones & surf’s up….
here is a common line in every shia labeouf movie. Ad libbed? maybe but its pure magic.
no. no, no, no, no, no.
no.
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. no.no.
and don’t forget the one where he said..and i quote.
no no no no no no no. nah no nah no…no.no.no.no.no.no
every damn movie i hear with him he is going on these long no no no rants when anything remotely exciting is happening. And when he cried in indiana jones i wanted indy to whip him directly in his matza balls.
If you are going to be the same character in every movie at least change the no’s a little bit.
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