Levi Johnston ‘Going Nude’ For Playgirl Magazine

What’s the difference between Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston?

Palin wants to wind up in the White House while Johnston wants to whip out his white hose.

Ha. Ha. Get it? White House and white hose are only separated by a “U.” I’ve got a million of them.

What’s the difference between Alaska and Levi Johnston?

Alaska has polar bears while Johnston is going to bare his pole.

Ha. Ha. Bear and bare sound the same but mean different things. Words are funny.

Okay, I’ll stop with the hilarity. I don’t want you to laugh so hard milk comes out your nose.

Johnston, the father of the grandson of former vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin, has agreed in principle to pose naked for Playgirl magazine.

In other word, Johnston is going to show everyone his Anchorage.

It would be interesting to know if Johnston realizes that Playgirl isn’t “read” by women like Bristol Palin (his baby’s mother) but by people like Kevin Jennings and Barney Frank.

To get ready for the shoot, which has yet to be scheduled, the 19-year old baby daddy is currently working out three hours a day, six days a week at a local gym.

Working out will definitely get Johnston ready for the shoot but it will do nothing to get his “Johnson” ready. I would think the expectations are quite high for someone hailing from a state as a large as Alaska.

Posing naked is apparently all part of Johnston’s effort to become a “model” and/or an “actor.” His first TV commercial, for Wonderful brand pistachio, debuted this week. He also made headlines this past August when he appeared at the Teen Choice Awards with funny man Kathy Griffin.

Johnston is a product of what America does best (or worst). That is taking a human being with no discernible talent and who makes no significant contribution to society and turning them into a celebrity. He’s well on his way to being the male Paris Hilton.

Will Johnston’s Playgirl outsell Palin’s new book, “Going Rogue?” Only if Johnston is extremely endowed by his creator. Already the former Alaska governor’s book, which is scheduled to be released in November, is a national best seller.