Beyonce Delays Show In Malaysia Due to Radical Islam

Beyonce Knowles has delayed a show in Malaysia due to radical Islam. Apparently “Islamic conservatives” (AP’s cowardly word for terrorists) think her concert would be immoral because it promotes “western sexy performances.”

For her shows, Beyonce employs sexy outfits and suggestive choreography as well as tragically-awful music.

The R&B mega-star was scheduled to play at a stadium in Kuala Lumpur on Oct. 25. The promoters and Knowles both say it has nothing to do with the radicals. A new date for the concert is pending.

Malaysia is an actual country in Southern Asia. Their main exports are rubber and palm oil.

The radical group hoping to repel Beyonce is the Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party and they’ve done this type of thing before. In 2007, they forced Beyonce to jettison her concert in Malaysia. She instead performed in neighboring Indonesia which is also an actual country in Southeast Asia.

It’s odd that the P.M.I.P would target Beyonce. After all the group’s main allies in America are entertainers. Actors and musical artists usually rush to the defense of American-hating radicals.

Since Beyonce is one of America’s top entertainers you’d think the P.M.I.P. would welcome her. However, their hatred of the West is so intense they even eschew the people who are actually on their side.

We understand that there are more than a few entertainers that are “western sexy performers” or as we like to call them “sluts.” *cough* Britney*cough* *cough* Madonna*cough* *cough* Susan Boyle *cough* But Beyonce isn’t one of them. She’s always carried herself with class and dignity.

Does she dress provocatively? Of course, but she’s one of the most beautiful women in the world and has earned the privilege to show off her knees and her shoulders every once in awhile.

In Malaysia, it’s law that female performers must be covered from their shoulders to their knees and they are barred from showing cleavage (what’s the point then?).

When Avril Lavige and Gwen Stefani performed in Malaysia they wore outfits that showed little skin. That’s more than preferable for Lavigne but what a shame for Stefani, a dirty rotten shame.

P.M.I.P. does have a point. There are westerners that dress too provocatively (see any mall in the U.S.A.) but at least in America we have the right to “slut it up.” Malaysians have no such freedom.