White People Hate “Spoken Word Poetry”
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Designed to “educate” people about the white domination of world events and other wacky ideas, “Spoken Word Poetry” reads like some retard-on-crack’s version of an urban Mad lib. The “art” form involves strung together nonsense and the unabashed use of awkward hand gestures for accentuation. Spoken Word Poetry is absolute non-sense if you ask me.
Here’s a bit of Spoken Word poetry I came up with during a mildly satisfying bowel movement – it’s just that easy, Kids!
And the White Man thinks he can VERB into my NOUN?!? With his VERB-ADVERB-PRONOUNCED PUNCTUATION-VERB-NOUN. Hah! I don’t VERB so, Whitey! Tomato Soup and a hubcap. Grab a patty whack off a Buick Radio Tower’s laundry line. Seventeen!
And I dare you to find one without some play on the word Democracy, such as: Whiteocracy, Dem-Mockin’-Me, etc. You can’t do it. But the real reason White people hate Spoken Word…
11:48 am
I’m glad you think racism is funny.
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Paul Reply:
June 30th, 2011 at 6:43 pm
What’s not funny about racism?
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12:26 pm
I actually find the rest of the site pretty funny. You decided to take my words that were meant to uplift my race and make them the basis for your jokes. It strikes a little close to the heart.
So I’ll end my comments at this point by saying this. I hope all reading enjoy the jokes made at my expense. I hope they get a hardy chuckle from “DeezNutz,” “DADLUX,” and so on. Since I do not need to prove anything to you, I’ll take one for team and let you get your chuckle on.
You won’t see the name again unless it happens to be in lights. If that happens feel free to put up a post that says “White People Hate DLUX:THELIGHT.”
Continue to hate, enjoy your Ted Danson in black face racism, and get your laugh on.
One,
DLUX: THE LIGHT
The Spoken Word Hip Hop Poet
P.S. I get the point. But while you spin assumptions about life to crack jokes, I take your actual words and reveal what you’re really saying. Here’s an idea for your next post if you haven’t done so already. “White People hate being called racist.” Deez Nutz out, holla at yo’ boi! My Whigga’s! (cause yall blacker than me)
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1:51 pm
White People Hate DLUX:THELIGHT because White People hate being called racist. Racism is a term casually thrown around in society these days, and there’s no doubt that in much, if not all, of the world, discrimination based on something as ridiculous as someone’s skin color continues to be pervasive. We here at Things White People Hate are sensitive to the charge that we’re racist–hell, we make lots of racist jokes and hope people laugh. On the other hand, DLUX: THE LIGHT (aka DeezNutz: The Lite, aka DadLux, aka Your Moral Conscience) is kind of ruining the jokes, perhaps because he’s an asshole. We don’t think he’s too stupid to understand the role of humor, though he may be too dumb to actually get the jokes (see white people hate not getting the joke — http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/other/21-looking-like-they-didnt-get-the-joke/). The truth is, white people hate DLUX: THE LIGHT because he sounds like a pretentious asshole, and white people prefer to be the only pretentious assholes at the party (Colin Powell excepted). And we hate being called racist because we are racists and no one likes to be called out. It’s just embarrassing, especially in front of all your friends. DLUX plays on both of these hatred, so he gets ranked right up at the top of the list of things white people hate, right up there with chitlins and getting attacked by leopards.
In the end, it seems white people hate everything, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, creed, religion, occupation, region of the world where you live, what fucking color your socks are, whether or not you supported Fidel Castro’s run at the shortstop position for the Washington Senators in the 1940s, who cleans you house, or how bad your poetry is. So, white people hate hate DLUX for reminding us we’re racists, and we hate him because he’s a pretentious asshole, and we hate him because we thinking hating things is funny.
By the way, it’s “holler” and “boy” is spelled with a “y”. White people hate “creative” spellings of words.
Skinny
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9:05 pm
‘Nuff said…. i mean, Enough has been spoken on the subject.
-7 2/3
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9:27 pm
Well said skinny.
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