Comments on: White People Hate “Spoken Word Poetry”

By: Paul

Paul — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 01:43:04 +0000

What’s not funny about racism?

By: DLUX: THE LIGHT

DLUX: THE LIGHT — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:27:46 +0000

Well said skinny.

By: Big Red

Big Red — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 04:05:25 +0000

‘Nuff said…. i mean, Enough has been spoken on the subject.

-7 2/3

By: Skinny

Skinny — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:51:17 +0000

White People Hate DLUX:THELIGHT because White People hate being called racist. Racism is a term casually thrown around in society these days, and there’s no doubt that in much, if not all, of the world, discrimination based on something as ridiculous as someone’s skin color continues to be pervasive. We here at Things White People Hate are sensitive to the charge that we’re racist–hell, we make lots of racist jokes and hope people laugh. On the other hand, DLUX: THE LIGHT (aka DeezNutz: The Lite, aka DadLux, aka Your Moral Conscience) is kind of ruining the jokes, perhaps because he’s an asshole. We don’t think he’s too stupid to understand the role of humor, though he may be too dumb to actually get the jokes (see white people hate not getting the joke — http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/other/21-looking-like-they-didnt-get-the-joke/). The truth is, white people hate DLUX: THE LIGHT because he sounds like a pretentious asshole, and white people prefer to be the only pretentious assholes at the party (Colin Powell excepted). And we hate being called racist because we are racists and no one likes to be called out. It’s just embarrassing, especially in front of all your friends. DLUX plays on both of these hatred, so he gets ranked right up at the top of the list of things white people hate, right up there with chitlins and getting attacked by leopards.

In the end, it seems white people hate everything, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, creed, religion, occupation, region of the world where you live, what fucking color your socks are, whether or not you supported Fidel Castro’s run at the shortstop position for the Washington Senators in the 1940s, who cleans you house, or how bad your poetry is. So, white people hate hate DLUX for reminding us we’re racists, and we hate him because he’s a pretentious asshole, and we hate him because we thinking hating things is funny.

By the way, it’s “holler” and “boy” is spelled with a “y”. White people hate “creative” spellings of words.

Skinny

By: DLUX: THE LIGHT

DLUX: THE LIGHT — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:26:10 +0000

I actually find the rest of the site pretty funny. You decided to take my words that were meant to uplift my race and make them the basis for your jokes. It strikes a little close to the heart.

So I’ll end my comments at this point by saying this. I hope all reading enjoy the jokes made at my expense. I hope they get a hardy chuckle from “DeezNutz,” “DADLUX,” and so on. Since I do not need to prove anything to you, I’ll take one for team and let you get your chuckle on.

You won’t see the name again unless it happens to be in lights. If that happens feel free to put up a post that says “White People Hate DLUX:THELIGHT.”

Continue to hate, enjoy your Ted Danson in black face racism, and get your laugh on.

One,

DLUX: THE LIGHT
The Spoken Word Hip Hop Poet

P.S. I get the point. But while you spin assumptions about life to crack jokes, I take your actual words and reveal what you’re really saying. Here’s an idea for your next post if you haven’t done so already. “White People hate being called racist.” Deez Nutz out, holla at yo’ boi! My Whigga’s! (cause yall blacker than me)

By: DLUX: THE LIGHT

DLUX: THE LIGHT — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:48:36 +0000

I’m glad you think racism is funny.

By: The Dard

The Dard — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:14:07 +0000

Bring it my red brotha.

And no way in hell is ‘nutz’ ever gonna be a handle of the dard. pretty gay.

one,
Dard

By: Big Red

Big Red — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:26:47 +0000

You keep your family fed doing what you do??? How much mac and cheese can one kid eat before he throws his plate against the wall and screams, “DadLux, I think maybe it’s time you gave up this little poetry hobby. I mean, it was fun and all, but seriously, you sound like Will Smith’s rich cousin, only not half as funny. I hear Target is hiring. Now, get your funny talkin’ ass outta this house and don’t come back until you got a real paycheck!” For god’s sake, listen to the kid… he’s just a baby, DLUX. Or do you hate babies, too? You know who else hated babies? Stalin. Are you Stalin? That’s the completely-missed-the-point spin I’m gonna put on your post, because I’m clueless and have no sense of humor. I think maybe you should head down to the local community center and ask if you can work with some mentally handicapped – excuse me, retarded – children, build up a rapport, and then see if maybe they can explain some of this stuff to you, because I might be talking over your head with all these big nouns and verbs. Unfortunately they haven’t mastered the art of drooling out your point via blog yet, so we may have to wait for technology to catch up with us to continue our tirade. I will say this though: my reference to Harvard was in no way a compliment to your intelligence, and my reference to blackness, while racist in a funny, Ted Danson in black face kind of way, wasn’t racist in the Hitler exterminate the Juice way. So lighten up, kid, and get a real job already.

By: Anon

Anon — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:58:54 +0000

uh oh, someone done pissed off deeznuts: the lite

By: DLUX: THE LIGHT

DLUX: THE LIGHT — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:28:21 +0000

“Everyone on the planet -except you – just got darker and more in tune with their African roots because of that comment,”

You compare my street lingo to Harvard. Which implies that I’m to smart to have authentic slang. Then proceed to say “Everyone on the planet -except you – just got darker and more in tune with their African roots because of that comment.” So I just have one question for you.

Why do you think that intelligence is a white only trait?

One,

DLUX: THE LIGHT
The Spoken Word Hip Hop Poet