Signs of the Apocalypse Now: Audrina Will Not Go Away

It’s official ya’ll, the world is going to end any day now. I say this not because the economy is in a state of crisis or because AIG is wasting our bailout, but because of the fact that Audrina Patridge is not going to return for another season of “The Hills.”

And what officially confirmed the Apocalyspse? Audrina already landed another deal with Mark Brunett Productions who has produced such reality shows as “The Apprentice” and “Survivor.” Audrina’s new series “will follow her personal and professional life.”

Excuse me while I puke (something Patridge knows well after every meal)…

Can we stop with all this “Hills” nonsense? Reality TV is a joke and it’s even sadder when hired actors try to act like they are just a normal Joe living the glamor of Hollywood.

Let’s face it, the only way Audrina Patridge gets work and will continue to get work is because she is hot and not because people actually care about her personal and professional life. Who did Audrina have to sleep with to land this gig?

My tax dollars at waste. Thank you America!