The other Lebowski, the millionaire Lebowski

Even though he founded the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers and proud we are of all of them, white people hate the millionaire lebowski. This petter-ass has a whore wife who goes out and owes money all over town including to known pornographers, even though she has an ample allowance. And Jackie Treehorn’s Chinaman goes and pisses on the dude’s rug. I mean, Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women. Well this aggression will not stand. And Walter’s been in Nam, he’s not even convinced the other lebowski’s a cripple. Oh and dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, Asian American please. Now because this other lebowski has a whore wife, these nihilists are going around trying to get a ransom even though she probably kidnapped herself and they are threatening to cut off the dude’s Johnson. Hey man, I have a beverage here. Now Donny’s dead, taken from this earth like so many bright flowering young men at khe sanh, langdok, hill 364, in the lords wisdom nonetheless. But what the hell does any of this have to do with Vietnam. Nihilists, I mean say what you want about the tenants of national socialism but at least it’s an ethos. And they’re threatening castration, are we gonna split hairs here. Forget about the toe, Shut the F*#k up Donny. The millionaire lebowski made Walter, a converted jew, who have 3000 years of beautiful tradition from moses to sandy kofax, talk on the phone and drive a car on the Sabbath. And we all know walter doesn’t f-ing roll on the sabbath, shomer shabbas! But he will roll if Quintana takes his piece out on the lanes and sticks it up his ass until it goes click. That’s just OVER THE LINE. Although the dude abides, white people hate the other lebowski, the millionaire lebowski. Ahh F-it, lets go bowling.