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		<title>Seinfeld, &#8220;The Marriage Ref&#8221; a Complete Disaster?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The month of February was pleasantly enjoyable, as the winter Olympics provided some quality television entertainment. Unfortunately, I was constantly reminded of what we would return to, entertainment speaking, when the Olympics were over. I mean here we were, enjoying the greatest athletic spectacle in the world &#8211; and all NBC could tout was a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Creative Homeless Signs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Things People Hate never advises &#8220;to go homeless,&#8221; however it&#8217;s probably more profitable than a 9 to 5 at WalMart. Tragically, a vast bulk of the homeless signs are about as sad as the lifestyle itself. They lack any form of creativity. TPH scanned the internet hard to find ten homeless signs that beg to differ. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/top-10-lists/creative-homeless-signs/</link>
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		<title>Text Dolphin 441444</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Want to double your viewship in a day?
Get an older gent in a tuxedo and parade him around with a banner that reads &#8220;Text Dolphin 441444.&#8221;
It may not sound like a formula for success, but it worked at the Oscars.
During the acceptance speech for &#8220;Best Documentary,&#8221; one of the stars of the Oscar winning doc, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/entertainment/text-dolphin-441444/</link>
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		<title>School Slams the Door on DMX?</title>
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After years of being troubled with criminal arrests and other lawsuits, the rapper known as DMX had finally appeared to take a step in the right direction.
Only this time, he wasn&#8217;t the one that f**ked it up.
DMX had planned to host an upcoming event at an Arizona high school titled, the &#8220;Gospel Rap Extravaganza.&#8221; However, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Will You Get Laid Tonight?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After months of research, TPH firmly believes they have found a flowchart that is 100% backed to give you the proper answer to your most critical question &#8211; Will I get laid tonight?
Sex-on-this-Date is a tried and true formula. If you do not feel that the answers are 100% true, please feel free to add to [...]]]></description>
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