Hot Chicks’ Ugly Fat Friends
May 24th, 2008 | Published in Celebrities, Health | 25 Comments
White people hate going out to a bar and finding a group of really hot chicks and that one fugly heap of fat ass (see Love Handles) just waiting to C-block you. They usually consist of scraggly hair with 80’s bangs, they are a little beardy, they love wearing a moo moo or even worse a pants suit, and open toed sandals so the fungus can dry up. They lurk around not doing much until you approach the hot chick. Right when you are about to seal the deal she pops in with one of their classic lines, “I’m tired, I want to go home,” I don’t feel good, I think I’m sick,” “I’m puffy, the air must be thin here,” “I’M STARVING, can we eat him.” White people have to deal with this every time they go out and they almost always lose the hot chick. This is also the reason so many white people end up with fat chicks, sometimes it’s just not worth the hassle. More often than not though, the night ends with a tube of Vaseline, a nine iron and a gerbil because white people hate hot chicks’ ugly fat friends.
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But, you know, I’m not bitter.
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and fat friends served numerous purposes such as eating the majority of the food so that the skinny friend stays skinny and normally the fat friend is the one who comes from money and daddy gives her the means to do whatever the skinny girl will allow herself to be seen in public doing with said fat friend. man fat girls can be a mouthful
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November 10th, 2008 at 11:40 pm (#)
You are living in a delusional world. Nobody wants you except black guys. Stop c-blocking everyone’s chance at your stupid skinny slutty friends.
You are not better in bed, no one wants to see a bag of lard on top of him.
Your damn lucky Obama has been elected, maybe he’ll pass a law that would benefit fatties and their black boyfriends.
By the way, STOP OVEREATING! YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE!!