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Weekend Delights (Caution Flags, George Bush and Obvious Music)

May 17, 2008 12:01 am 0 comments
  1. White People Hate caution flags at race tracks. Period.
  2. condi bush bed Weekend Delights (Caution Flags, George Bush and Obvious Music)White People Hate being compared to George W. Bush...but only in looks. You’ll never see a white man’s face light up quite so bright when he’s compared to the W. because of his ability to make difficult decisions under pressure (i.e. which eye to punch his wife in…I mean…in which to punch his wife…in which to punch the eye of in his wife….screw it), and his obvious international sexual prowess (i.e. Condaleeza Rice…. she’s foreign, right? Well, she should be).
  3. White People Hate Music that just “spells it out for you.” I mean, leave a little to the imagination, would ya. “I went here, I drank this, I shot that guy.” At least Bob Dylan or Beatles knew how to bury a song so deep in convoluded metaphors and rambling, incoherent phrases that you could actually appreciate the music. The music today – if you can call it that – just comes right out and tells you who did what to whom and why they did it. It’s ridiculous.
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