White People Hate being attacked by Leopards.

This is yet another one you would think would be obvious, but for some reason you people just don’t understand the white man. White people and wild animals just do not make a good mix. Its like pig and elephant DNA, they just don’t splice. I mean, picture this, a punk rocker is totally in a stoked mood while strolling down the path in his new Vans on the way to the skate park, minding his own business, when BAM, Leopard attack. White People Hate Leopards….period.