Abortion…A Dish Best Served Cold

Abortion operations may be funded by the American public in the near future thanks to health care reform. While conservatives alike are not necessarily happy about the stipulation, we may have finally found our answer – Josh Woodward.

You may have never heard of Josh Woodward but there is a possibility you may have chow downed one of his cheeseburgers. Woodward is a famous L.A. restaurateur with a name behind such famous hot spots as “8 Oz. Burger Bar.”

However, Woodward is not in the news this morning for serving up a cheeseburger with a mouse inside, but rather being the rat himself.

Police believe Woodward murdered his unborn child with a deadly white powder known as Misoprostol, a drug commonly used in abortion operations. 

Documents reveal that Woodward’s girlfriend believes he kept putting his hand (which was inside a plastic bag) insider her privates while she was trying to sleep. The woman says she lost the baby a few hours later and recalls a white powdery substance on her underwear. The same white powdery substance police believe is Misoprostol.

The woman’s story was evidence enough for a search warrant and sting operation.

The story really gets interesting when under police supervision, Woodward’s girlfriend contacted him and asked if he wanted to come over. Woodward, who did not know she had already lost the baby, arrived and was immediately confronted by police. Flustered by the surprise encounter, police say Woodward pulled out a “small piece of clear plastic with a white powdery substance” from his pocket and dropped it to the ground.

Police seized the substance and arrested the sleazy restaurateur. Woodward refused to identify the white powder and police are currently awaiting test results from the substance.

While no charges have been filed and everyone is innocent until guilty, blah blah blah – Woodward is very likely to spend a long time in the slammer in the near future (or in 10 years, based on the American court system).

I would be curious to hear if Woodward supports the new abortion rights that someday could infiltrate general hospitals and practices?

Oh, if he would have only waited a few months and received a consent from his girlfriend! This would have all been considered “morally correct.”

I mean in some sort of sick and twisted way, isn’t Woodward’s girlfriend like the American public? A body of people who do not necessarily support or condone the operation but must willing submit to the greasy hands of a burger flipper  – all the while we hand over money to support it?

Pro-life or Pro-Choice, surely we can all agree that financially supporting someone elses abortion is just plain insanity.