Bow Wow is the World’s Smartest Rapper

The rapper formerly known as ‘Lil Bow Wow changed his name a few years back to represent a much more mature surname – “Bow Wow.”

But regardless of whether you call him “Lil Bow Wow,” “Bow Wow,” or strictly “Numb Nuts,” the Wow is incredibly stupid.

There is stupid…like, “I just slammed nine beers and now I’m driving home” and then there’s Bow Wow stupid.

Not only did Numb Nuts get behind the wheel while intoxicated, but he was also “cool” enough to brag about it on Twitter. Wow left a party with Christ Brown and Akon last night in Miami and then proceeded to post this message on his account:

Face numb im whippin the lambo. Tispy as f*k. Just left @livmiami.”

Then, a few minutes later Numb Nuts writes…

Im f**ked up!!! Ohhhh damn. Y i drive the lambo. Chris might have to drive after next spot.

Despite overwhelming evidence from the man himself that he was driving the “lambo” drunk, the police said it was not enough to make an arrest. The police also posted on their Twitter account five minutes ago that the vanilla glazed donut is especially tasty.

Numb Nuts has since taken down the aforementioned tweets and apologized, saying, “Apologize for that tweet. it was stupid and immature. not a way i want to kick my #2010 year off. i got too much good stuff lined up. my bad.”

Thanks Numb Nuts