Crass Joke of the Day

At the world woman’s conference the first speaker from Canada stood up.

“At last year’s conference we spoke about being more assertive with our
Husbands. Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband That I
would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing.
But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb.”

The crowd cheered.

The second speaker from France stood up:

“After le conference de last year, I went home and told my husband that I
Would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it Himself.
After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw Nothing. But
after the third day I saw that he had not only done his Own washing but my
washing as well.”

The crowd cheered.

The third speaker from Compton stood up:

“After last year conferen I wen hom an telled the hasbant thet I dont do his
cookink, clean d haws, or shoppink at da stor and dat he was gonna hav to do it his self.
D ferst day I could see nothink. D sekond day nothink.
But by D thert day, I could open one eye a liddle bit”