Flippa Hamilton: I Was Fired by Ralph Lauren For Being Too Fat

Model Flippa Hamilton claims she was fired from Ralph Lauren for being too fat. Hamilton is the same model who was Photoshopped to look super skinny in Ralph Lauren advertisement.

Hamilton is a fat 23-year old, a chubby 5′ 10″, and a disgustingly obese size 8. Basically Flippa is a pig in lipstick and heels.

“They fired me because they said I was overweight. They said I couldn’t fit in their clothes anymore, because I was too large.”

Ralph Lauren has denied Hamilton’s charge but when they did they puffed up their cheeks to mock Hamilton’s revolting plumpness.

The advertising campaign in question ran only in Japan. R.L. claims the picture was released by mistake and was not altered to cover up Hamilton’s extreme corpulence.

“It makes me sad. It makes me think that Ralph Lauren wants to have this kind of image and it’s not healthy, it’s not right,” mumbled Hamilton as her fat cheeks impeded her ability to speak clearly. “And it’s not a good example. When you see this picture young women will look at this and think it’s normal, and it’s not.”

I’m sick and tired of dancing around this issue and I’m just going to come out and say it. I’m going to say what every heterosexual man thinks but is too afraid of the P.C. cops to say: men want super skinny chicks and once they get one they want her to go on a crash diet and get super-skinner.

Why? Is it because sickening skinny chicks turn us on? No—and besides all men when in the throes of passions fantasize about either Jessica Alba, Beyonce, Megan Fox or David Krumholtz anyway.

Men desire sticks figures because it’s cheaper to take them out to dinner. Also, being a walking skeleton means they are too weak and feeble to use the remote much less pry it from our hands.

So ladies, if you want to keep or get a man follow Ralph Lauren’s lead. Men are repulsed by well-portioned, healthy women who don’t randomly faint from hunger. Men want a super skinny emaciated chick hanging on their arm… literally.

I know this to be true because my friends and I talk about this all the time as we sit on my couch playing video games and eating Doritos for days on end.