Joaquin Phoenix as Moses

Apparently stars that have all the money in the world and all the personal assistants that money can buy are still too busy to take care of their hygene.  A prime example of this is Joaquin Phoenix, who in this photograph looks like he is either (a) prepping for the role of Moses in the upcoming hit “Jesus’ Homie From the Hood,” (b) trying to top the number of lice found in the great Bob Marley’s hair at death or (c) is protesting animal products used in Gillette shaving gel.  Or it could be (d) the D’Bag is too lazy to shave and thinks his newfound face-fro is a trend-setting fashion statement waiting to happen.  Joaquin sports the firery curly beard in this photo…..the caption just screams “I will die alone” doesn’t it?  I mean, who could make out with this face even if they wanted to….it would be like crawling into a barb-wired fence face first.