Men, have you ever wondered why the letters used to define bra sizes are A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H? I have to admit, I hadn’t until I did a little research for this post. Apparently the letter sizing system was invented by a caveman back in the day who needed a shorthand way to describe the breast sizes of his townswomen. Since we here at TWPH.com are on a never-ending mission to inform I thought I would share the results of my research:

Bra Size Translation Scale
(A} Almost Boobs…

{B} Barely there…

{C} Can’t Complain!..

{D} Dang!…

{DD} Double dang!…

{E} Enormous!…

{F} Fake…

{G} Get a Reduction…

{H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!…