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I can deal with the shitty food, pale flabby women, London fog doesn’t bother me, even the stupid little cars they drive around in are acceptable, but for gods sake somebody send a dentist to England. Do they wake up in the morning and eat a ball of earwax for that fresh yellowy glow? And how do they get them so sharp and uneven. I remember in the neighborhood where I grew up there was a kid named Mongo, he was the gross kid in town, he would put poo in his mouth and chew on marbles and grind his teeth on the sidewalk, despite all that I’m pretty sure I would make out with Mongo before anyone from England.
And these bastards like nothing more than to smile all day long like a bunch of silly nancys. Cheerio, chip chip chap, pass the mayonaisse so I can put it on everything I eat then let the mayonaisse sit in my teeth for 70 years, jolly good mate. Was there something in the Magna Carta that forbade the cleaning of teeth and gums? Another neat factoid, if you gave an englishman a string of floss he would put it in his butt 9 times out of 10 (Harvard researches confirmed), not because he hates floss but because the English are perverted little bastards. Bad teeth and uncontrollable sexual desires, watch out England, here I come.
6:07 am
108 Million Americans have no dental insurance or coverage, so I would have thought Americans would be the last people to criticise others regarding their teeth.
http://www.foxbusiness.com/story/markets/industries/health-care/giving-teeth-health-reform-dental-care-included/
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/sep/13/usa.health
As for the British they spend more on cosmetic surgery and dentistry than anywhere else in Europe, and the vast majority of British Dentists are private practices the same as in the US. Under 18′s, Students, People on Welfare and the Low Paid all receive free dentistry in the UK.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7245544.stm
Cosmetic Dentistry is a £1 Billion ($1.5 Billion) a year industry in Britain.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-475881/Pop-lunch-hour-Hollywood-style-smile-350.html
Britain is one of a handful of OECD countries where 12-year-olds have fewer than one decayed, filled or missing tooth per head. (In Europe, only Danish and German children do as well.)
http://www.scielosp.org/img/revistas/bwho/v83n9/a11fig01.gif
You have clearly never been to Britain, as London is not generally foggy, and is a large multi-cultural city much like it’s sister city New York. There is every conceivable type of food available and restaurants representing every nationality on earth.
As for cars we manufacture Jaguar, Range Rover, Land Rover, Aston Martin, Rolls Royce and Bentley none of which are small, and we drive the same mass produced cars made by Honda and the other handfull global auto manufcturers, as evetybody else does. Isn’t Honda one of the best selling Auto companies in the US.
Finally we have regional accents in the UK, and fo not generally speak with a toffee nosed accent.
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Cheryl Reply:
December 7th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
HAHAHA nice one Jack im glad u pointed all that out.
If americans believe all that, then maybe we should believe all americans are stupid fat aggresive assholes. lol
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6:14 am
Oh and this aerial virtual tour of London, may help you become more familiar with this great city -
http://www.vrwebdesign.co.uk/london-aerial-virtual-tour/
All the Best
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4:49 pm
You forgot to mention all we do is drink tea also.
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1:28 am
Has the writer of this drivel ever actually been to England? I’ve been there 20 or more times and I have never seen fog in London. As for the little cars, well, Americans are mostly driving the same little cars these days. And, with my experience of travelling around Europe, it’s the Dutch and Belgians who are overly fond of mayonnaise. They even put it on their french fries, something the English would never do! As an American myself I find this obsession with teeth a bit weird. I mean, man, what’s the point of perfect teeth if you’ve got the body of a hippo?!
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9:39 am
What’s wrong with you???!!! I’m from England and my teeth are NOT BAD! Do you have any idea how offencive most of those things you just said are? The sterotype for English people are big noses and bad teeth.. Have you SEEN any English celebrities?! They’re nothing like that, and completely reflect American celebrities (I’m guessing you’re American). Also that Mongo person sounds kind of disturbing..
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7:52 pm
As opposed to loads of fat people wearing white socks, trainers, fanny packs and 80′s hair styles who have sports that are tagged world series that no other country plays or even wants to play and manage to squeeze the words ‘you know’ and ‘like’ four times in to one sentence.
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11:29 am
Another piece of stupid American idiocy. The Americans are too full of themeselves. Everything for the U.S.A The criticisms aimed at the English here are verging on the side of rich. Allow me to use some adjectives which I feel would give a most agreeable and apt description of our unwanted and embarrassing friends accross the water in what appears to be that waste of space called the U.S.A. Fat, repugnant, obnoxious, hypocritical, shallow, superficial are only a handful of words I could use to describe these evolutionary miscreants. As for the English being perverts, once again it’s a case of the pot calling the kettle black. The U.S.A has created a multi billion dollar industry based on porn. I appreciate that not all Americans are the same, I just totaly despise them and their mostly crap, inane and idiotic culture.
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