Hot Chicks’ Ugly Fat Friends
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White people hate going out to a bar and finding a group of really hot chicks and that one fugly heap of fat ass (see Love Handles) just waiting to C-block you. They usually consist of scraggly hair with 80′s bangs, they are a little beardy, they love wearing a moo moo or even worse a pants suit, and open toed sandals so the fungus can dry up. They lurk around not doing much until you approach the hot chick. Right when you are about to seal the deal she pops in with one of their classic lines, “I’m tired, I want to go home,” I don’t feel good, I think I’m sick,” “I’m puffy, the air must be thin here,” “I’M STARVING, can we eat him.” White people have to deal with this every time they go out and they almost always lose the hot chick. This is also the reason so many white people end up with fat chicks, sometimes it’s just not worth the hassle. More often than not though, the night ends with a tube of Vaseline, a nine iron and a gerbil because white people hate hot chicks’ ugly fat friends.
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8:08 pm
Hey I like girls with meat on them it makes
sex more hot and sweaty,and its just so happens that I make
more boy/girl friends that way and I like girl with boobs and a ass doesn’t everyone.I have boobs and a ass and I’ve
gotten someone with that to and they’re a lot more fun then that flat chested no ass bony girls you like!
Oh,and I like guy with hot muscles and so dose everyone
so many you don’t have any of that,and girls just laugh at you,then you go and take it out on the the hot fat ones for it huh?!AND MEXICANS CAN ENJOY A CLUB AND OR BAR AS MUCH AS A WHITE PERSON CAN!!!!!
love,Stephanie
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FL Reply:
September 17th, 2010 at 10:51 pm
Fat chicks always whine that they’re son much sexier than thin women. But having some “meat on your bones” doesn’t mean having a huge gut and sofa sized ass. And calling your fat rolls “curves” doesn’t fool anyone
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11:13 am
Obviously you are bitter… Why talk about white people? You racist ?
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9:36 pm
The girl in the white jacket is a bloated mess (and the stupid face she’s making doesn’t help). The people here saying she is sexy are probably fat girls in denial about how ugly fat is.
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NecroDome Reply:
March 9th, 2011 at 12:02 am
pat is a name for a man or a woman, faggot.
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kirk Reply:
July 24th, 2011 at 4:05 pm
i so agree with you
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3:21 pm
Well, I’m a lovely large lady. I’m 4’10” tall and weigh in at a hefty 450. I love cheese curls and romantic nights in front of the refrigerator. If I can ever find a man who can make baked alaska non stop I’ll marry him. Baby, I want to be your personal earthquake.
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kojo Reply:
May 28th, 2011 at 6:03 am
i the one my dear
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11:44 pm
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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8:16 pm
Wtf is that teamwork? Call the security with the ashy feet and knees.the one that’s watching you sitting over there in those crusty flip clops shoes.c’mon some of my best friends are white. Naw
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12:01 am
Actually, fat placement is what makes women women… saying you only like skinny girls is as good as admitting you are gay. how can anyone dislike big boobs, and a bigger booty, unless they actually like men? Dont listen to all the morons, thin chicks look like holocaust victims. you either look good or you dont, and simply having less of you will not change that.
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demonlover Reply:
April 18th, 2011 at 8:22 pm
More flawed fatty logic…big boobs and a big booty really don’t look so good if the rest of you looks like Jabba the Hut. Morbidly obese women are only kidding themselves if they think their fat rolls make them some kind of Marilyn Monroe clone.
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DownstairsB Reply:
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:38 pm
That is some pretty retarded reasoning.
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ashley Reply:
June 9th, 2011 at 12:07 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! There is a difference between super-model heroin-addict anorexic thin, and just normal thin, and a little extra, and then OBESE!
Clearly the women in the top picture are obese and that’s who this article is talking about! Sorry, I know a girl who looks like that and she does think she’s freaking God’s gift to men just because she has like triple F boobs! Along with the rest of her triple F fat rolls. LOL you fat girls crack me up.
I am not super skinny like Kate Moss btw, but I’m fit and HEALTHY, which is what most men like.
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5:33 pm
im the fat friend of a skinny hot girl, though i agree i hate when big girls like me wear clothes that show thier “curves” and wear 3 sizes too small t-shirts that say “sexy” on them… please follow my example and wear clothes that fit.. no one wants to see flab and i mean NOBODY! :p
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6:25 pm
hey guys dont fighting look i dont care if someone is fat or not but i do care about the way he or she covers or shows some areas honestly you dont have to put a mini if you got fat legs but its okay to put a skirt i was fat once but not just fat i was about 100kg and i know very well qbout fat girls feelings…. to go to a shop and find nothing to wear sooooo girls if you feel good for yourselfs the way you are dont change but wear clothes that look good on you and not because your skinny girlfriend wears the same
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