White people hate going out to a bar and finding a group of really hot chicks and that one fugly heap of fat ass (see Love Handles) just waiting to C-block you. They usually consist of scraggly hair with 80’s bangs, they are a little beardy, they love wearing a moo moo or even worse a pants suit, and open toed sandals so the fungus can dry up. They lurk around not doing much until you approach the hot chick. Right when you are about to seal the deal she pops in with one of their classic lines, “I’m tired, I want to go home,” I don’t feel good, I think I’m sick,” “I’m puffy, the air must be thin here,” “I’M STARVING, can we eat him.” White people have to deal with this every time they go out and they almost always lose the hot chick. This is also the reason so many white people end up with fat chicks, sometimes it’s just not worth the hassle. More often than not though, the night ends with a tube of Vaseline, a nine iron and a gerbil because white people hate hot chicks’ ugly fat friends.
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I would defs do that one in the white sweater in the top picture.
What is it with people assuming fat is ugly? You can so tell a chick would be hot if they weren’t fat. Admit it.
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That’s my picture…. I’m the fat friend…
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Anonymous Reply:
March 9th, 2010 at 6:52 pm
you are so not fat omg why are you even up there as the fat friend? your still pretty!!
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Dude, the one in the white jacket with the arrow pointing to her stands out the most. She’s WAY prettier. She has boobs, unlike the b’s she’s standing next too, they are flat as ****
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yeah.. that chick in the white sweater is the cutest out of that bunch in the picture. and look, her mouth is already ready for sex.
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kayla said it. get a clue people. if the hot chick was really interested in your small **** she would not let a friend get in the way. please believe just because im approached doesnt mean im going to give u the time of day. stop blaming your bad luck with women on the “fat friend” lol maybe you should lower your standards losers!
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the two girls next to the celebrtiy are chubby not fat, and the teenage girl is far from fat. Skinny girl your no better than fat girls. We all know u befriend them to make ureselves feel more secure, get over ureselves and white ppl are discriminating assholes that think they are better than god and everyone. I’m ashamed to be white almost all the time. I and btw I’m a size 2 my best friends a size 24 and I wouldnt be who I am today without her true beauty comes from within ya’ll need to put the magazines down and come back to the really world were real beautiful women are found
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Anonymous Reply:
February 18th, 2010 at 9:38 pm
How can you say all white people are discriminating assholes when your one of them?? Does that mean you exclude yourself? So i guess that means not all white people are discriminating assholes…only an idiot labels an entire race
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so not all ugly you are pple who feel inconfident in yourself and need some condident
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wierd freks stop making fron of pple you are fat and ugly you stupid losers
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I want you all! Your’re all voluptuous!
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some of you fiend are fat and goule and soiwee and
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