Hot Chicks’ Ugly Fat Friends
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White people hate going out to a bar and finding a group of really hot chicks and that one fugly heap of fat ass (see Love Handles) just waiting to C-block you. They usually consist of scraggly hair with 80′s bangs, they are a little beardy, they love wearing a moo moo or even worse a pants suit, and open toed sandals so the fungus can dry up. They lurk around not doing much until you approach the hot chick. Right when you are about to seal the deal she pops in with one of their classic lines, “I’m tired, I want to go home,” I don’t feel good, I think I’m sick,” “I’m puffy, the air must be thin here,” “I’M STARVING, can we eat him.” White people have to deal with this every time they go out and they almost always lose the hot chick. This is also the reason so many white people end up with fat chicks, sometimes it’s just not worth the hassle. More often than not though, the night ends with a tube of Vaseline, a nine iron and a gerbil because white people hate hot chicks’ ugly fat friends.
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1:14 am
Yeah, but you should also mention, that every group of guys has the one loser friend who we keep around just to secretly laugh at. Or maybe I just know a group of sick and slightly deranged people.
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10:52 am
did someone bring their fat friend to post with?
and fat friends served numerous purposes such as eating the majority of the food so that the skinny friend stays skinny and normally the fat friend is the one who comes from money and daddy gives her the means to do whatever the skinny girl will allow herself to be seen in public doing with said fat friend. man fat girls can be a mouthful
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7:10 pm
well we are the ones (most of the times) that can see past the scum bags of the world and when we do Cock block you we are trying to save our little skinny stupid ass friends. Anyways we are WAY better in bed that skinny girls we don’t fly across the room after one pump ; )
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11:40 pm
DFF:
You are living in a delusional world. Nobody wants you except black guys. Stop c-blocking everyone’s chance at your stupid skinny slutty friends.
You are not better in bed, no one wants to see a bag of lard on top of him.
Your damn lucky Obama has been elected, maybe he’ll pass a law that would benefit fatties and their black boyfriends.
By the way, STOP OVEREATING! YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE!!
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Ron Reply:
October 12th, 2009 at 2:28 am
That arrogant dick weed must be a surfer and most likely swallowed to much salt water!!!!
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3:24 am
i am fat i lub it check ma out i iz singal
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11:14 pm
Some fat chicks are kind of hot. Not like the really fat chicks but the chubby chicks with a pretty face. You know, where none of the fat goes to the face it just goes to the boobs and teh buttz. Yum. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80439139/
Picture number 10. Come on, most of you would hit that.
I would make a great wing man
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10:33 pm
Not all “fat chicks” are “ugly”. One of my bestfriends is a size 26, and absolutely gorgeous! It’s funny how some people equivilate “fat” with “ugly”, and “thin” with “pretty”. lol
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8:56 pm
The most hideous, nauseating creature you have ever laid eyes on has
crossed my path. It is an unfortunate and loathsome development in my
life. The gnarled look of this woman is hard to put into words. She
has a nose like an elderly woman’s arthritic, crooked finger. Her
hair is curly with a sheen of grease and falls from her head like Mrs.
Seinfeld’s when she didn’t have enough water pressure to get all the
shampoo out after her shower. Her body type can aptly be described as
dumpy. At 5’3 with a fairly wide girth she resembles an offspring of
the Penguin. Her skin is pasty and she posses beady little eyes that
seem to have been mushed into her face like two pieces of gravel on a
snowman. Her looks alone inspire a hatred in me that I have not felt
since my more hot-headed days of high school. She truly takes ugly to
a new level. In a sick, twisted way she inspires wonder in me and I
can’t help but to glance in her direction occasionally to soak in the
disaster that is her existence. It is like an oddly compelling
mutilated body that leaves you wondering, is that really possible? It
scares me to ponder what else the gene pool that was responsible for
this mish-mash of ugliness has produced. I am fearful she will find a
mate and create a new generation of greasy, gag-inducing ogres .
To add to the sorrowful state of her appearance is an annoying,
moronic, undeveloped personality that stirs up in me a desire to kill.
She clearly has only dealt with a handful of people in her life.
This does not surprise me as most acceptable people would recoil in
horror at the sight of her. What a revolting waste of a human and the
resources her existence necessitates. If she was the last person on
earth I would strangle her to death and let the carcass rot. Even in
the most dire straights I wouldn’t dream of using her ample body as a
food source. She is a blight on society.
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Ron Reply:
October 12th, 2009 at 2:39 am
AWE are you mad because she turned you down. YOU POOR SICK BASTARD GET OVER HER AND GO FIND ANOTHER BBW
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9:32 am
Well wait…I am not fat, but I’m not super skinny…and I have friends thinner and fatter than I am. Where does that leave me? Lol…this is kind of mean and kind of strange.
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9:03 pm
ummm ok so let’s see most of you here blame your bad luck with hot chicks on fat people?? Wake up the truth is that skinny chicks don’t want you. All I have to say is grow up you sissys!
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