Here’s the Situation…

Finally! A celebrity I can relate to.

The Situation, formerly known as Douche Bag A from Jersey Shore, was ordered to cover up his stomach this weekend after cops became concerned that his belly flashing was causing a large crowd to get violent.

It all went down at the Aztec Ocean Resort in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. According to officials, more than 3,000 people gathered on the streets to watch The Situation dance on a hotel balcony.

People were getting pushed and shoved in the crowd when The Sitch removed his shirt. Police then proceeded to combat the epidemic by requesting that the man put his shirt back on.

The Situation cooperated, humanity was restored, and Batman could return to his cave confident that the world is now safe.

…And this is the world we live in.