Weekend Funnies: The 401-Keg Plan

Investments

• If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
• With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
• With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
• If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left
• But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drankall the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drinkheavily and recycle. It’s called the 401-Keg Plan.