White People Hate Capital Gains Taxes
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White People Hate Capital Gains Taxes
As the only people who routinely make enough money to worry about such ridiculous things, white people hate capital gains taxes. In fact, white people are so afraid of capital gains taxes that they completely forget about hoards of money in stocks and mutual funds just so they don’t have to pay the measly 25% it costs them to use it. Put Grandma in a nice nursing home? Not if we have to worry about capital gains taxes. We’ll just tie her to the horse post out front of the house where she can’t get in too much trouble. Send Junior off to college? He’ll have to take out loans, promise his firstborn to some Mafia types, or strip his way to a higher education. If only someone would do something about capital gains taxes so Grandma and Junior could afford to live.
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