Hey fags. It’s apparent that most of our douche bag writers have begun to slack off on their non-paying, extra-curricular jobs–no doubt because they think their real lives have some measure of value. Let us be the first to put this idea to rest. They are worthless and we have told them very sternly to “get back to work, monkeys!”
In case that didn’t work, for whatever reason, we think we might need some new monkeys to play along with us. Do any of you tools (and I am speaking to you dear readers…..our web stat tracker says there are 500 of you per day and each is eating up an average of 3 pages per day….so we know you exist) know any people that might be amenable to penning a few hate-laced rants now and again so that we can keep this little website afloat? Since our regular writers can’t be counted on, who better to give us referrals than our audience, right? Just a couple of lines of freelance literature a week is all we look for. Plus, what better way to get yourself published than to work for us for free 
P.S. Go f’ yourselves for real. but if you are interested please contact us at info@thingswhitepeoplehate.com. We’ll give you a few topics and take a look at your writing to see if you add to this venture of minimal value.
