TWPH: Democrats

Continuing in my series on political things white people hate, we hate Democrats. Like Republicans, white people hate Democrats because their politicians, but unlike Republicans, white people hate Democrats because they’re such pussies. Save the world this, stop picking on the poor that. It’s like nothing is ever good enough for the Democrats—something always needs to be changed. Except, as if it wasn’t bad enough, they never really want to change anything. There’s a bunch of radical hippies somewhere in Berkeley who want to make people live in tofu housing to avoid harming trees, and that’s change brother. But Democrats want to talk about change and then do the same raping and pillaging they complain about from Republicans. Until Democrats sack up, white people will hate them. Until the stop complaining about everything on the planet, white people will hate Democrats. Until Mother Earth swallows up American politicians and craps out a rainbow, white people will hate Democrats. Forever until the end of time, white people will continue to hate Democrats.