Reverse Ebonics

Reverse ebonics is when black people make those impressions of nerdy white people usually when they are trying to make a joke. Dave Chappelle is the best at it, and he is actually funny, but the trite impressions most people attempt are pathetic and don’t relate to most white people. They try to use big words, often inappropriately, and they make their body stiff and pretend that all white people are named biff and sally and all we do is play tennis and eat fancy foods. They often make a crack at how horrible white people are in bed, even though they’re the ones that don’t go down south if you know what I mean. And if you don’t, it means they don’t eat the poony. It’s funny how when they impersonate white people, they make us sound intelligent and successful and when white people make fun of other races they are always stupid and poor. White people also don’t like being made fun of, not that they can’t take a joke, its just a joke to them that somebody would make fun of them. This is not without exception though. The reverse ebonics that talks about white trash is pretty funny, and there is plenty of that in this world, they will often put one finger over a tooth and say “mys wifes also mys sister and mys muther and I poop in a shoe”. That I get, but the usual crap about portfolios and liquid assets most white people don’t even know what it is. We should just keep the racial jokes amongst our own groups. Oh wait, that’s called separate but equal. Hmm, that really wasn’t that bad of an idea afterall.