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Is it just me or are a lot of hot chicks going solo now of days? Some of them are self-inflicted while others were heart-broken. I’ve gathered a list of some serious hot (if not smart) single celebrity chicks. See if you can guess the name by the description.

A) That’s Cold

I recently broke up with a dude who hosted a party where some people’s 200k cars got keyed. I’m know to hit up the party scene in L.A. or in Vegas. I also shop like it’s hot. P.S. I’ve been involved in a sex tape, which I’m told is not that uncommon anymore.

B) I’m No Saint

I also like to have a great time, party, shop, and kick it like it’s 1999. I’m known for my unique physic. I have or have stared on a reality show (which I’m told is not that uncommon anymore) and have also been on a sex tape.

C) I Went to Duke

While I’ve never been confused for being smart, I actually attended a rather nice school. I’m admired for a number of reasons despite the fact that I often confuse basic cooking ingredients and/or types of food. I’m know to dig athletes or any other type of dude that crosses my path.

D) Jimi’s Girl

I’m wild, blunt, and love to have a great time. Give me a light and a stage and I’ll shine the heck out of it. I’ve recently been in some hits while making news on a near daily basis. No sex tape as of yet, although I’m sure a lot of people would kill to see one.

Answers:

A) Cold Hard Facts with Paris Hilton
B) Kim “I’m No Longer Dating that Saint” Kardashian
C) Dukes of Hazard Eye Candy Jessica Simpson
D) Foxy Lady, Megan Fox