Stocks Soar in Reponse to Gosselin Autograph Demand

Who needs Michael Jackson’s glove (a hot commodity this past week) when you can win something much better?

One lucky camper received a once in a lifetime opportunity the other day at LAX airport. The prize? Win a Date with Jon Gosselin.

Well….not really.

While TMZ.com and other celebrity news web sites may have a plethora of photos involving Gosselin draped over a collection of girls, this photo however, is pure innocence (that is, unless of course Jon Gosselin also likes little boys).

TMZ.com obtained a photo of a badly sunburn and cigarette touting Gosselin making nice with a kid, which I’m told is the first time in awhile he’s done anything nice for his children.

(Pressing finger to ear and saying in response) Oh, wait, that’s not Gosselin’s half-asian kid? Never mind then.

In the photo, Gosselin appears to hand over what one can only assume is a Burger King crown (you know those flakey cardboard ones?).  I’m told the little boy received a fresh handcock from Gosselin, much to the disappointment of his mother.

You might want to hold on to that autograph tiger, it’ll be worth a fifthy cents in two months.