Comments on: White People Hate automatic toilet flushing devices.

By: Courtney

Courtney — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 02:57:13 +0000

What I really hate about automatic toilets is how they always seem to start flushing while you are STILL MAKING A POO. Then it splashes water up at you, which is the last thing I want to do when enjoying my thrice daily porcelain punishment.

By: Danyelle

Danyelle — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:20:40 +0000

HHHHAAAA!!! well i for one enjoy automatic flushes..im a fat ass so i have a hard enough time fitting in the stall in the first place…therefore turning around just to flush some shit(literally) is enough of a hastle as it is. Fat Asses around the world sing praise to the automatic flush…. or so this one does

By: Brent

Brent — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 07:41:55 +0000

This is easy. There is a sensor on the wall behind the toilet which senses when you get off of the toilet. All you have to do it cover the sensor with one hand, use the other hand to help hoist your fat white ass off of the toilet and then you can view the fruits of your labor. Still, I’ll walk a couple of extra blocks just to get to an old school toilet where I can jump up and take a few glances back at the bowl before I wipe and have to look AROUND the TP to view my work.

By: Kelvin C.

Kelvin C. — Tue, 06 May 2008 17:06:10 +0000

Sooooooo true! How else are we supposed to ensure that our digestive tracks are in tact if we cannot examine the toxic waste! Oh man, this was too gross but too funny. Even funnier is that while reading about feces there was an ad to my right about picking John McCain’s V.P….soo fitting. We need a white people hate republicans post! #13 in the making?