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August 22, 2008 12:49 am 4 comments

Guest Written by Hunter P.

250px Macintosh 128k transparency Apple Corporation

I mean seriously, whomever has the job of naming new apple products has to have the easiest f’ing job in the world, all you do is say what the thing is and add an “i” in front. Heres an idea, anyone that likes apple can go rent an iGun and buy an iBullet and shoot it in their f’ing iHead!

Another reason to hate Apple Corp. is that every hippie piece of trash that has one only uses it because its now seen as edgy and anti-establishment (in spite of the fact that it has an operating system a 3rd grader have could programmed back in 1982). Here is another idea, just give up, we only need one type of computer software for everything to be integrated so stop messing ish up with your minority garbage. Ever notice that when macs and pcs mix on a lan connection it always sucks?….I don’t know what a Lan is but I guarantee that its the macs fault its messed up. 499 of 500 fortune 500 companies are on a PC platform (the one retard that is not is apple itself) so why not just ban the primitive excuse for a computer and operating system that only social degenerates with no real job use to focus on their ‘art’ in coffee shops……freaking hippies

That is something I hate…..oh and Obama, I hate him too

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4 Comments

  • “rent an iGun and buy an iBullet and shoot it in their f’ing iHead!”….classic. I hate macs too. More people are using them because they have cool designs but as a computer they generally blow!

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  • lol……I love my IPhone and Ipod but can still laugh at this. Got a chuckle out of me today.

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  • Hunter I don’t know who you are but nice one on the Apple post. Anyways, enough small chat, listen, this is a dog eat dog world and we were doing just fine until you and your clever computer idea came trotting in to town so watch your iback. I kid…..I kid….. looking forward to more.

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  • I like macs, when I see someone with a mac in a coffee shop, I realize that I am at least not that sorry excuse of a human being. IPhones, and IPods are indeed cool though.

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