White People Hate being too busy at work to play on the internet

White people love playing on the internet when they’re supposed to be working. It is a fine art that white people have perfected; forwarding their favorite TWPH.com posts to their friends while appearing to be diligently working on their computer. Whether it’s paying their bills online, catching up on last nights game, or downloading hours and hours and hours of porn, white people will put off work for next to nothing to play on the internet. White people hate it when they are too busy, and this puts a damper on the workplace. A Princeton study proved that lack of internet porn is the number one killer in the office, hence the term “going postal.” Postal employees were denied access to the internet and look what happened, they killed everyone in sight. Inappropriate use of the internet has also been a source for white people to become too busy at work. “I don’t know how I got this virus; my computer must have been hacked.” This statement can be heard in countless offices around the world, even though everyone knows exactly how that virus got on your computer you sick bastard. You must have “accidentally” clicked on the link showing some girl trying to inflate a donkey while you were looking up the Two Girls One Cup Video. White people hate being too busy to lock the door to their office and rub one out to a classic old fashioned midget gang bang.