White people like to pretend they’re all different from one another. They aren’t, but they think that if they can show how unique each of them is, all the other people will think they’re special. Websites that make fun of the generic nature of white people only remind white people how boring and similar they all are. Send them to a website filled with racist jokes about how everyone from Mexico eats burritos, and white people will flock like the salmon of Capistrano. But call all white people REI wearing, Starbucks-stock-owning, smoothie drinking insurance agents and they get all offended like you pissed on their Tevas.

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