Do this, not that. Love, The Sitter
I work in a perfectly clean, disinfected twice a day high rise office building. There are pretty mirrors, shiny sculptures, and cleaning staff on call pretty much 24/7. And yet, for some godawful reason that I can’t fathom, some women who work on my floor still feel the need to squat over the toilet seat. This in itself wouldn’t bother me…but their aim is bad. And I mean bad like a 3 year old boy just out of diapers and can’t get his dingle over the hole bad. I have never seen so much unwarranted sprayage outside of a porta-potty or a 7 Eleven bathroom in my entire life. And these are grown women!
The most disturbing thing about squatters is how they are unable to comprehend that (perfectly clean toilet + squatting) x pee on the seat = A FREAKIN NASTY TOILET SEAT.
And I’m sorry, but even if you feel you must squat, in turn peeing on the perfectly clean toilet seat, could you at least put the nasty on hold for two seconds to clean it up? Ignorance is bliss, and if you get rid of the evidence, the rest of us can continue to pee in peace.
I’m thinking maybe a hard-core sign in the bathroom might work as a deterant. I’m throwing this one around, but I’m open to suggestions:
“If you sprinkle, when you tinkle, if you do not wipe the seat, I will hunt you down and pee on your feet.”
