Top 5 Caveman Pickup Lines

Do you often find yourself wondering whether cavemen used nifty pickup lines back in the day when trying to get a smelly, straw-haired Hilga to go back to the cave with them?  Well, I wonder this daily.  So, after compiling volumes of reasearch I have discovered the top 5 pickup lines used by cavemen.  I thought I would share them as follows:

1. You know…..I hate to brag but I invented the wheel.
2. If you rub it fast and hard it will spark you up a fire.
3. Me beat my meat, you want help.
4. I got evicted from my cave for drawing you a love poem on my wall and refusing to wash it off.  That is how deep my love is for you.
5. If you sleep with me I won’t beat you over the head with my club.  If you don’t sleep with me I will beat you over the head with a club and still sleep with you.

Not so smooth back in the day were they?