The Week of Work Before Vacation

White people hate having to get everything all organized at work right before going on vacation. I mean, seriously, the whole point of vacation is to give you something to look forward to. Since when did vacation turn into a reason to work harder at the office in the days leading up to it? Whatever happened to the days of being lazy and day dreaming about the good time that is to be had on a beach somewhere south of the border (and no, I am not implying south of the border to mean my Johnson, I mean some beach in Mexico…..unless of course you want it to mean my Johnson, in which case email me you silly slut). Vacation is our once or twice yearly right to blow off everything related to work for 3 weeks….the week before, the week during and the week after vacation. I call this the American Rule and any boss that disagrees can go strap himself to the wang of a horse in heat.