Bad Drivers.

First of all, the authors here at www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com do not condone stereotypes nor do we promote over-generalizations. With that lie being said, I want to assure everyone that this post does not specifically apply to Asian Americans. It would be socially inappropriate for me to use this forum to say that it is unbelievable how members of certain races cannot figure out how to steer a car and operate the gas pedal at the same time (Note: Schwarzenegger is passing legislature so the DMV will limit Asian Americans to rickshaw licenses.) Virgin Atlantic owner and noted daredevil Richard Branson has claimed his latest stunt involves traveling every major city in China by taxicab. That’s all there is to the stunt and frankly it’s a suicide mission. In fact, I would like to give my condolences right now to the entire Branson family cause that mofo ain’t coming back, he’s as dead as a Christmas duck. Fahr rah rah rah rah, Fahr rah, rah, rah (Christmas Story). I would rather drive my car cloaked in meat through a Kalahari village and hope the villagers don’t kill me and pilfer my car meat cloak than follow Branson into Beijing traffic. Again, I would like to reiterate that the people here at www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com do not agree with the views in this post and would like everyone to know that instead of making fun of Asians for being bad drivers, we prefer to marry them and cheat on them with their sisters at 20 bucks a pop.