Inappropriate Tweets

Sometimes you see some stupid s**t posted on the web and you think it can’t get any worse.

Then there is a groom in Maryland who interrupted his wedding last month to update his Facebook and Twitter accounts from the altar.

Dana Hanna, who works for a pet Web site, also posted a short video (over 350,000 views) of the ceremony on the Internet. It showed him reaching into his pocket for his phone as the minister was about to pronounce the couple husband and wife.

“Oh, Dana is updating his relationship status on Facebook,” the minister said as the audience at the wedding laughed. After Hanna finished twittering he continued the ceremony. “As I was saying, I now pronounce you husband and wife. It’s now official on Facebook. It’s official in my book. Dana you may kiss your bride.”

Although people have sent marriage proposals over Twitter (how romantic), it’s widely believed that Dana’s tweet (which instantly made him an online sensation) from the altar was a first.

People are divided over the short video and the tweet. Some people think it’s incredibly obnoxious while others applaud it for originality. I think it’s a sweet twist on a wedding, but 350,000 views!? Are you serious?

It made Things People Hate think (something we do rarely). We gathered a list of the greatest tweets posted at the most inappropriate times. Enjoy.

Note: These posts may or may not exist.

MayoCheese: Just blew my load. New record at 14.4 seconds!

ActionJackson: Robbed the bank at 14th and 36th. The adrenaline is really pumping. Wait…how do I delete this tweet???

Birdman145: At church but wish I was watching the game. I don’t think God has Twitter.

PaPaGaGa: At prison now. Things are finally looking up. My roommate seems really friendly.

BatteredCookie: Had a few beers and now I’m on the road. Not sure if tweeting while driving is illegal or not?

TigerWoodsPGA: Wife beat the s**t out of my car with a club and now I wrecked into a fire hydrant. How the hell am I gonna cover this up?