TWPH: Feudalism

White people hate Feudalism. Feudalism was really just an overly complicated way for some rich-ass white guy to steal all your food, marry your daughter and send you off to fight some people you never even heard of, let alone disliked (if this sounds familiar, you’re probably American). It also brought us such silly concepts as Chivalry, which is actually just the technical term for “opening doors for lazy bitches.” But, the worst thing about feudalism was much, much more serious: It was white people enslaving other white people. And that’s just sacrilegious. Even in the Bible, all the slaves are non-white (or Jewish, but they don’t really count as white. Hitler proved that… or at least he would have if it wasn’t for you meddling kids). And the Bible was dictated straight through God’s secretary – which was as close as you could get to God back then. So, obviously white people hate Feudalism, and it will always stand as a lasting reminder for white people that, for Christ’s sake, if you’re gonna enslave people, make sure they’re not white.