TWPH: Speaking Normally.

Though this is not something that only white people hate, they hate it just as much as everybody else, only in different ways. While blacks and Hispanics come up with cool ways to say change perfectly good words like “Cheezzizzleburger” and “Taco”, white people seek out the most complicated, pompous way to say everything, and then try to make it part of everyday speech. Examples: Manifest Destiny = We’re gonna take your land and build mini-malls on it; Power Lunch = Ass-kissing festival over a club sandwich; Downsizing = You’re fuckin’ fired, bitch! Try as you might, you’ll never get a straight answer out of a white person, especially if they’ve spent any time working in the corporate world. These douchebags will come up with overly-complicated answers to basic questions like “I feel my best quality is the fact that I’ve managed to maintain my National Product Loyalty while remaining competitive in a globally-fluid economic environment.”