Waiting in Line at the Gas Station

Guest Written by: Brent

Life is cruel.  One example of this is evident by examining times that you go into a store and you’re in a hurry.  It is those times that always seem to be when the craziest and slowest shoppers just happened to step in line right before you.  In celebration of this curse, I’ve come up with a list of the six people you hate to be behind in line at the gas station:

1. The “I put gas on pump 10 and nothing’s happening” guy;
2. The “My debit card is kinda tricky, so you have to slide it fast/slow/with a plastic bag over it/while standing on your head” guy;
3. The “Doesn’t know which pump he’s parked at” guy;
4. The “Advanced Lottery Player” guy;
5. The “Complicated and elaborate cigarette order” guy;
6. The “Overly gregarious senior citizen” guy.