Weekend Funnies: The Elderly Man

Since no one likes to read (or write) blogs on the weekend. We thought it best to just give you one or two of our best jokes and let you laugh about them until Monday’s post.

The Elderly Man

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The
following conversation ensues:

Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70
years, many children, grandchildren, and great
grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls,
hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with
each of them three times.’

Priest: ‘Are you sorry for your sins?’

Man: ‘What sins?’

Priest: ‘What kind of a Catholic are you?’

Man: ‘I’m Jewish.’

Priest: ‘Why are you telling me all this?’

Man: ‘I’m 92 years old … I’m telling everybody.’