White People Hate Fanny Packs.

Fanny Packs, also known as “Bum Bags” to our tea-drinking fairy friends across the sea, are utterly irresistible to the White man. It’s simply unfair to his frail psyche to offer him such a convenient, safe way to store his personal items and receipts and then ridicule him for it. But, you can take comfort in one thing: Whitey will have the last laugh. We’ll see who has all the dry breath mints and flavored chap stick after the next nuclear tsunami, won’t we you bunch of Snickerdoodles!