TWPH.com Tribute: White People Hate George Carlin.

That cocksucker started a comedy revolution when he gave his “Filthy Words” routine back in the 70s. Of course, Lenny Bruce and other raw comedians were already doing in-your-face comedy, but Carlin, that motherfucker, talked so much shit that he had to take his fucking act all the way to the Supreme Court. Half the justices on the Court at the time are tits up, now, but they decided that you can’t say cunt on television when children might be watching, as if the Justices were afraid a five-year-old would piss his pants if he heard Howdy Doody talk about some motherfucker he met at the airport. Fucking white people were split about whether they wanted to fuck George Carlin or watch him fucking die, but there’s no doubt he made an serious fucking impact on American fucking society. He pissed all over the shit that really fucks with people: education, religion, economics, relationships, drugs, partriotism, and every other cocksucking thing you can think of. Now, some of us appreciated that cunt’s point of view. Some of us never would have known what a cunt or tits were if it weren’t for the pioneering spirit of that motherfucker. But in the end, the fuck died on us. He was supposed to usher in a new era of fucking pants-pissing comedy that would lead us well into the 22nd Century. But he went fucking tits up. Well white people fucking hate that fuck, and we hope he pisses his pants in heaven when he’s standing at the pearly gates trying to explain why he was such a cunt on Earth–which would be a cruel motherfucking joke that he would really appreciate. Actually, this white guy hopes he shits his pants, too. White people hate this guy for dying, but he was shit-piss-fuck-cunt-cocksucker- motherfucker-tits funny.

*TWPH.com writes this post with utmost respect for the late great George Carlin. We hope is down there reading this and appreciates our use of what he has taught us.