Horchata

Hor…chata. It just sounds dirty, doesn’t it? Well, white people think so for several reasons. First, everyone knows white people love God, and God hates whores, and the first syllable of horchata makes white people think of things God hates. White people hate whatever they think God hates. Second, it sounds foreign. Most white people probably aren’t sure what the “foreign” place horchata might be from, but white people believe God loves America, and therefore hates foreign places, and so it doesn’t matter where it’s from—if God hates it, so do white people.